Definitions by JLuc14

Putting waffles in the toaster 

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.

“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."

Putting waffles in the toaster by JLuc14 August 1, 2018

Javia 

A rare, and extremely contagious, disease that consist of 15 stages originated in Laughlin, Nevada, USA. Symptoms are memory loss, shaking of hands, sore muscles, constant diarrhea, rashes, bad breath, red bumps, pink eye, and no energy to TU. Treated with large doses Knorr Chicken Flavor Bouillon. No cure has been found.

"I'm pretty sure I have Javia."
"What? How?"
"I was with the squad last night and I noticed some red bumps on my skin and I've been forgetting a ton lately!"

Javia by JLuc14 July 29, 2014