toaster ass

When someone's ass is so flat and shapeless, that it has the boxed, flat, dull appearance of a toaster.

Guy 1: That girl's ass is so lame...
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got a toaster ass!

by Naws!!! April 17, 2016

toaster ass

A condition in which you fart out only fire, a side affect from constantly putting a lighter up to your friend's ass as a joke.

Holy shit dude, you gave Ace toaster ass! Right on man! :D

by Nina DeNisco May 09, 2006

Shitty ass toaster

Something that is of so bad quality that is does not deserve a sense-making phrase

"My car is so shitty ass toaster, I need a new one"

by Feltcher May 07, 2005