toaster ass

When someone's ass is so flat and shapeless, that it has the boxed, flat, dull appearance of a toaster.

Guy 1: That girl's ass is so lame...
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got a toaster ass!

by Naws!!! June 7, 2016

toaster ass

A condition in which you fart out only fire, a side affect from constantly putting a lighter up to your friend's ass as a joke.

Holy shit dude, you gave Ace toaster ass! Right on man! :D

by Nina DeNisco May 17, 2006

Shitty ass toaster

Something that is of so bad quality that is does not deserve a sense-making phrase

"My car is so shitty ass toaster, I need a new one"

by Feltcher May 7, 2005

toaster asshole

A toaster asshole is a insult used in a YouTube video by LordBung and is used only when one person does not have another insult to use

Bob: your a stupid asshole jerry
Jerry: oh yeah well umm your a toaster asshole

by I’m a toaster asshole May 4, 2020

tiny taster / tiny taster ass bitch

When someone is SO thirsty for you, but they know they have no way of accessing you, because you’re totally out of their league. So, to get your attention they’ll stoop to any level and provoke you with negativity just to trigger you and get a one-time reaction or response. Because of this, they have no hope of sustaining your attention or forming a relationship with you, and their tiny taste is followed by a dismissal, ig block, or possibly more severe punitive actions.

Tiny Taster / Tiny Taster Ass Bitch:
eg: addressing a perfect stranger/follower/fan on social media:

“Oh, you gonna slide into my DMs and call me an ugly bitch? Uh huh, but you follow me and my stories tho, you tiny taster ass bitch.”

by $Vaggio$ July 6, 2021

ass taster

One who figuratively or actually uses their tongue to insert into others anal regions and samples. A known shit-talker or other undesirable. Basically designed to apply to a plethora of instances where one requires a unique term with which to define one or more persons known to be a pain in the ass.

"Dude, I'm not watching American Idol... those contestants are a bunch of ass tasters!" Hey, did you see what that ass taster just did?" "No, we're not going out anymore... he was such an ass taster."

by Bowlfinger '72 February 3, 2012

ravioli ravioli toaster up my assioli

When you want to kill yourself, however you are a faggot.

Faggot 1: I am going to commit ravioli ravioli toaster up my assioli.

Faggot 2: kys

by GAVlN_ November 10, 2018