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toaster ass 

A condition in which you fart out only fire, a side affect from constantly putting a lighter up to your friend's ass as a joke.
Holy shit dude, you gave Ace toaster ass! Right on man! :D
toaster ass by Nina DeNisco May 17, 2006

Shitty ass toaster 

Something that is of so bad quality that is does not deserve a sense-making phrase
"My car is so shitty ass toaster, I need a new one"

toaster asshole 

A toaster asshole is a insult used in a YouTube video by LordBung and is used only when one person does not have another insult to use
Bob: your a stupid asshole jerry
Jerry: oh yeah well umm your a toaster asshole

tiny taster / tiny taster ass bitch 

When someone is SO thirsty for you, but they know they have no way of accessing you, because you’re totally out of their league. So, to get your attention they’ll stoop to any level and provoke you with negativity just to trigger you and get a one-time reaction or response. Because of this, they have no hope of sustaining your attention or forming a relationship with you, and their tiny taste is followed by a dismissal, ig block, or possibly more severe punitive actions.
Tiny Taster / Tiny Taster Ass Bitch:
eg: addressing a perfect stranger/follower/fan on social media:

“Oh, you gonna slide into my DMs and call me an ugly bitch? Uh huh, but you follow me and my stories tho, you tiny taster ass bitch.”

ass taster

One who figuratively or actually uses their tongue to insert into others anal regions and samples. A known shit-talker or other undesirable. Basically designed to apply to a plethora of instances where one requires a unique term with which to define one or more persons known to be a pain in the ass.
"Dude, I'm not watching American Idol... those contestants are a bunch of ass tasters!" Hey, did you see what that ass taster just did?" "No, we're not going out anymore... he was such an ass taster."
ass taster by Bowlfinger '72 February 3, 2012

ravioli ravioli toaster up my assioli 

When you want to kill yourself, however you are a faggot.
Faggot 1: I am going to commit ravioli ravioli toaster up my assioli.

Faggot 2: kys
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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