Tombstone Pile-driver

When giving your ho a standing 69 just before you cum pull out shoot her in the eye and tombstone the bitch straight to hell.

I was enjoying some sweet stand up 69 with Gill last night, got my nut off and then hit the best tombstone Pile-driver since Wrestlemania 13. Rest. In. Peace.

Tombstone Pile-driver by Rob21920 May 1, 2018

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Mongolian Tombstone

The Mongolian Tombstone, a holy act, is performed when a man gets into a legs spread and knees bent position while standing up. The female proceeds to kneel underneath him, between his legs. After raising her head, she rests the man's testicles on her eyes and proceeds to pleasure the man's gooch by licking. Often, the Mongolian Tombstone turns into a full-blown rimmy, but this term is to be used strictly for gooch licking.

Garrett: Man, my gooch could use a good Mongolian Tombstone

Eric: I remember my first one, my gooch was sore for days

Mongolian Tombstone by easnyder31 February 26, 2014

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Treadstone

v. To shut something or someone down, destroy all evidence of it ever existing and henceforth deny all knowledge of it.

If you don't treadstone your girlfriend now, it will be the end of EuroTour for sure

Treadstone by EuroTour Commander (retired) March 3, 2010

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perfect toastiness

A term used when the warmth level in your bed is perfect making it very difficult to get out of bed. This usually occurs during the winter time when many blankets are used.

It was hard to get up this morning, because I had perfect toastiness.

I had perfect toastiness this morning before getting up into the coldlness of my room.

perfect toastiness by Kodeman October 22, 2006

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