toad chode

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A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.

How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.

toad chode by Shuaman September 19, 2018

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toad chode

When you rub your dick on a toad then get warts on your dick. To use toad chode to its full effect is to preform anal on your ex girlfriend then ribbit load and hard when you cum or when a wart explodes

I totally just fucked Gwen with my toad chode, she's such a stupid bitch!

toad chode by spongbob's penis March 30, 2015

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Chode Toad

A penis that is wider than it is long. It also contains warts.

Did you hear, Ranger Markel has a fucking chode toad.

Chode Toad by blam98 January 16, 2014

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chode toad

noun: a person who happens to be irritating/dumb that they are about as useless as a toad that has the sole purpose to consume chode.

Wow, Jake Brosen is such a chode toad.

That redneck is such a chode toad, he always yells at Daquan (presumed to be a person of African descent) for being useless to our country.

chode toad by frosty beats March 13, 2018

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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