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to willow 

to send something unwanted down the river. synonyms would be: to give up for adoption / to kick the can down the road / get rid of
When the grimy cat turned up on our doorstep I wanted to keep it but my wife looked tough handing me a small towel and said- “Wrap it up in this towel and willow that little flea yard at the next apartment complex.”

The dueling politicians begged for our votes but their lies and hypocrisy finally inspired the voters to willow their asses to the penal system a few months later.
to willow by unkleUck April 24, 2023
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do you listen to willow? 

a way to ask if a girl is queer and an alternative to, do you listen to girl in red?
Monet: Hey Charlotte, do you listen to willow?
Charlotte: Yeah how did you know?
Monet: It was the earrings for me.

Keep Close to the Willows

An Ozark verb meaning to be cautious. Conservative. Modest. Taken from a phrase used while skinny dipping in a willow bordered creek.
Keep close to the willows when you deal with a backstabbing gossip.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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