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To the door 

This refers to jail time - sentencing specifically. Usually when you catch time, you only have to do a % of your bid before you get released. But with certain crimes you have to do your whole sentence, day for day. We call that “to the door”.
Damn, you were a felon found in possession of a handgun? You’re gonna have to do 5 years to the door on that.
To the door by merkbit September 30, 2022

Right to the door 

noun - refers to one's right to leave either an Elective class or Honors/AP Class (usually to go to the easier classes). The prolific statement comes from one of Ian Terry's rants.
Ian: I don't get why so many people complain about Ms. Kostelic. If they think she's too difficult, nobody is keeping them in French 3 against their will. They have a right to the door. Walk out and go to another elective or a study hall.
Right to the door by ShalerSlick March 27, 2007

carried to the door 

The day will finally arrive when you’re “carried to the door."
carried to the door by mybeccca October 1, 2024

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.
Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

bet my balls to the barn door 

Being so sure of an outcome that one would be willing to place his testicles on a barn door track and smashed if he was wrong. To be very certain of a bet.
I’ll bet my balls to the barn door that the sun will rise tomorrow morning.

doggy to the back door

When you’re fucking a girl doggy style and then it slides out of her vagina and with a seemless transition slides in her ass. This is very hard to do without any prior engagements loosening of the ass hole.
She gave consent for vaginal intercourse but when Kevin did the doggy to the back door she said she didn’t consent to anal. She told the police and Kevin ended up getting questioned.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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