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To masterbate addictively, obsessively, and with no control over yourself. A person who goons is a gooner. Reddit is filled with gooners who spend long hours daily, gooning to porn and getting nothing else done.
I met a guy at the gym, but I heard he likes to goon so I’m not wasting time on him.
To goon by Hot Writer September 3, 2022
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we used to goon at ts 

we used to goon to this shit (years ago)
yo i used to watch spongebob
nigga we used to goon at ts

We Used To Goon To TS

Usually used regarding something that used to be popular but is kind of cringe now
*Sees old meme*

"We used to goon to ts"

whats a goon to a goblin 

a goon aint nothin to a goblin. a goon is garbage
and we dont want no problems, ok youre a goon whats a goon to a goblin

what's a goon to a goblin 

a goon aint nothin to a goblin. a goon is garbage.
and we be steady mobbin. OK youre a goon, what's a goon to a goblin

Goon to a goblin 

Terell - “hey mike what’s up”

Mike- “what’s a goon to a goblin “

International Goon To Billy Day 

The day where you goon to billy's face and pics he sends you.
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