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to deven someone is to engage in man to man contact with the lights out in a room so it is pitch black. the "deven" sneaks around and tries to penetrate anyone he finds except this is normally done with clothes on. Can also be used to figurately describe getting rekt.
Aw man that guy totally got devened out there. Ikr?

Wanna go play the deven game?

It's hard to Deven people when they're watching .
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Going too far to defend your fav pixel 

Going too far to defend your fav pixel is a common illness most people suffer from.

What are some coping ways?
1. Remember they are NOT real people.
2. Take deep breaths.
3. Go outside to touch some grass

Hope this helps !
Damn I heard Suzy suffers from Going too far to defend your fav pixel illness.” — “hope she gets better soon.”

How to defend Jalen 

How to defend Jalen. You can’t goofy

Israel has the right to defend itself 

A generic phrase meant to silence any valid criticism or even simply perceived criticism of Israels methods with regards to Palestinians and Palestine as a whole. The question is… How can a “defending” nation be making territorial gains?
Concerned Human: “So many innocent Palestinian children have died from IDF bombardments…”

Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”

Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home

The last meme of 2025, GTA brainrot meme
If you fire rockets at Franklin's house, he will send you angry texts, if you continue, Franklin will eventually show up to defend his home

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it 

A great quote from the philosopher Voltaire.
There is also a great singer named Voltaire.
Idiot: Pineapple Pizza is good
Voltaire: I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex 

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.
If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.