to crist 

To act in a mercyless and completely unintelligible way, with no regard for human life or happiness, in other words, like my english teacher Cristina.

-Oh my god, she asked us to do an exam in one hour. Bruh, she’s cristing so hard!
-Fr, she really knows how to crist.

to crist by _vienna November 15, 2022

go to christ 

Like going to hell, only worse.

Person A: "I just voted democrat!"
Person B: "YOU'RE RUINING THIS COUNTRY, GO TO CHRIST"

go to christ by JibbaJabbaFool April 1, 2009

I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot

Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.

I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.

I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot by Glemp August 21, 2025

That's something best left up to Jesus Christ 

The standard bu**s**t reply that a professed religious-freak half-heartedly tries to appease you with whenever you ask a "tough" theology-related question that he does not actually have a "ready" or "satisfactory" answer for, such as, "Well, if God truly loves Mankind, why does He allow bad things to happen to good people?", or, "Yeah, right --- well, tell me this, then --- if your 'perfect God' is so kind and compassionate and merciful, why did He allow my {some beloved relative/friend who became deceased way too early in life} to die?!"

I get sooooo sick ‘n’ tired of hearing that stupid-a** wooden-smile-expressioned response of "Well, that's something best left up to Jesus Christ," whenever I indignantly fire back a perfectly logical question at a local Bible-blabber who is trying to "bring me into the true fold” --- hey, I'm not interested in waiting for "Jesus Christ" to answer my question "all in His good time"!! I want an actual straight solid definite answer --- and one that truly makes logical sense to me --- RIGHT AWAY, not in FIFTY BLEEPIN' YEARS or however long I'm sposta hafta wait to "receive divine enlightenment”! How da HECK can a supposedly-enlightened "born-aginner" except me to wanna listen to his b**l-crap preachings or accept his beliefs if he himself can't even come up with a proper answer to a simple query that a non-believer would logically ask him? Zheee-yeeesh --- he isn’t even following the “old Scout motto” of “be prepared”!!

That's something best left up to Jesus Christ by QuacksO November 12, 2018

Christ (Deemed to be) University 

The act of torturing someone to an extent that they are more afraid of you than death

Bro, Hitler pulled such a Christ (Deemed to be) University on Jewish people.

Christ (Deemed to be) University by Koolkoolaid March 28, 2020

Christ (Deemed to be) University 

A tyrannical empire established and existing for reasons unknown.

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Christ (Deemed to be) University attacked.

Christ (Deemed to be) University by _abraxas_ December 15, 2020

Cristy.Ali To Standard Fetal Medicine: $21.76 

Cristy.Ali To Standard Fetal Medicine: $21.76

Cristy.Ali To Standard Fetal Medicine: $21.76

Cristy.Ali To Standard Fetal Medicine: $21.76 by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025