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to crist

To act in a mercyless and completely unintelligible way, with no regard for human life or happiness, in other words, like my english teacher Cristina.
-Oh my god, she asked us to do an exam in one hour. Bruh, she’s cristing so hard!
-Fr, she really knows how to crist.
by _vienna November 15, 2022
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go to christ

Like going to hell, only worse.
Person A: "I just voted democrat!"
Person B: "YOU'RE RUINING THIS COUNTRY, GO TO CHRIST"
by JibbaJabbaFool April 1, 2009
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Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.
I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.
by Glemp August 21, 2025
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That's something best left up to Jesus Christ

The standard bu**s**t reply that a professed religious-freak half-heartedly tries to appease you with whenever you ask a "tough" theology-related question that he does not actually have a "ready" or "satisfactory" answer for, such as, "Well, if God truly loves Mankind, why does He allow bad things to happen to good people?", or, "Yeah, right --- well, tell me this, then --- if your 'perfect God' is so kind and compassionate and merciful, why did He allow my {some beloved relative/friend who became deceased way too early in life} to die?!"
I get sooooo sick ‘n’ tired of hearing that stupid-a** wooden-smile-expressioned response of "Well, that's something best left up to Jesus Christ," whenever I indignantly fire back a perfectly logical question at a local Bible-blabber who is trying to "bring me into the true fold” --- hey, I'm not interested in waiting for "Jesus Christ" to answer my question "all in His good time"!! I want an actual straight solid definite answer --- and one that truly makes logical sense to me --- RIGHT AWAY, not in FIFTY BLEEPIN' YEARS or however long I'm sposta hafta wait to "receive divine enlightenment”! How da HECK can a supposedly-enlightened "born-aginner" except me to wanna listen to his b**l-crap preachings or accept his beliefs if he himself can't even come up with a proper answer to a simple query that a non-believer would logically ask him? Zheee-yeeesh --- he isn’t even following the “old Scout motto” of “be prepared”!!
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
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Christ (Deemed to be) University

The act of torturing someone to an extent that they are more afraid of you than death
Bro, Hitler pulled such a Christ (Deemed to be) University on Jewish people.
by Koolkoolaid March 28, 2020
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Christ (Deemed to be) University

A tyrannical empire established and existing for reasons unknown.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Christ (Deemed to be) University attacked.
by _abraxas_ December 15, 2020
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