A synonym for a girl's period. When Paul Bunyan comes to visit, he will swing his big ax and re-open a female's ax wound, releasing blood and causing ill-temperment.
Man, your sister such a b$#%h today. I bet Paul Bunyan came to visit.
When someone says this to you, it means they either have a total crush on you, because you are so hot, or that they need to talk about something important, such as, oh I don't know, breakup, children, marriage, eating healthy, you name it!
Boyfriend:'Hey babe, just came to say hello.'
Girlfriend:*DUN DUN DUUUNNNN*
Boyfriend:'What's wrong, hon?'
Girlfriend:'Nothing, honey.' *OH MY GOD, IS HE TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE OR BREAKUP?! OR BOTH? OH YES, PROBABLY BOTH.*
Rather than alluding to a physical altercation, this much-more-benign past event was merely where a dude ejaculated from being sucked off.
I really liked da hot chick who attended da neighborhood barbecue, and so I asked her if she'd give me some head. She agreed, but since she'd arrived with another fellow, I avoided any potential unpleasantness by asking him if he was okay with dat. He gave his consent, and so da only thing dat "came to blows" was my cock inside said cutie's mouth.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.