TMHS

Tewksbury Memorial High School.Probably the worst fucking school ever. In the world. Ever. Very famous for sucking loads of ass. The school is falling apart (literally) and its losing its creditation, it sucks so much people FROM Tewksbury don't even want to go there. If you take a look in the typical TMHS bathroom you will probably find a few broken toilets, a moldy sink, some broken tiles, a cracked mirror, an anti-drug poster, and some marijuana. The lockers are all dented and full of nerds, the students all tryto play it off like the education is good as anywhere else, but thats a huge load of horseshit, considering the average class size is about 30 people, because Tewksbury can only afford like 4 teachers. Also in D-Hall you will find an attractive brown ooze coming out of walls. No one knows what it is but Scientists are trying to come up with an answer. Also the Athletic director "Mr.Hickey" is about 100,000 lbs and he can barely walk let alone direct anything especially athletics.

Tod: Hey where you goin to high school?

Debb: I'm goin to TMHS

Tod: Wow. Why don't you just kill yourself now. Really.

TMHS by joe4o23u165913465 January 13, 2009

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Tuloso Midway High School is a public school where flour bluff kids who think they're cool get ass fucked and added to the list of TMHS's bitches.

"John, guess what?! I only had to give 4 TMHS kids head this week!" "That's superb, Willy! I wish we went to TMHS instead of Flour Bluff. I don't really mind giving head though, cuz I'm a gay bitch like everyone else here at Flour Bluff. Anyways, my daddy is taking me to get my nails done, wanna come?"

TMHS by TM Chad January 29, 2021

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Time is moving heels slow!!

Dude1:12 hour shift...time is moving hella slow man!
Dude2:yer man tmhs!!

tmhs by woms November 21, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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