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Tewksbury Memorial High School.Probably the worst fucking school ever. In the world. Ever. Very famous for sucking loads of ass. The school is falling apart (literally) and its losing its creditation, it sucks so much people FROM Tewksbury don't even want to go there. If you take a look in the typical TMHS bathroom you will probably find a few broken toilets, a moldy sink, some broken tiles, a cracked mirror, an anti-drug poster, and some marijuana. The lockers are all dented and full of nerds, the students all tryto play it off like the education is good as anywhere else, but thats a huge load of horseshit, considering the average class size is about 30 people, because Tewksbury can only afford like 4 teachers. Also in D-Hall you will find an attractive brown ooze coming out of walls. No one knows what it is but Scientists are trying to come up with an answer. Also the Athletic director "Mr.Hickey" is about 100,000 lbs and he can barely walk let alone direct anything especially athletics.
Tod: Hey where you goin to high school?

Debb: I'm goin to TMHS

Tod: Wow. Why don't you just kill yourself now. Really.
TMHS by joe4o23u165913465 January 13, 2009
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Tuloso Midway High School is a public school where flour bluff kids who think they're cool get ass fucked and added to the list of TMHS's bitches.
"John, guess what?! I only had to give 4 TMHS kids head this week!" "That's superb, Willy! I wish we went to TMHS instead of Flour Bluff. I don't really mind giving head though, cuz I'm a gay bitch like everyone else here at Flour Bluff. Anyways, my daddy is taking me to get my nails done, wanna come?"
TMHS by TM Chad January 29, 2021
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