Definitions by oddjobguy147

Thizzed

Rolling on ecstasy

Last weekend I was thizzed at work and hugged everyone I ran into.

Thizzed by oddjobguy147 November 29, 2011

flamingo 

Flamingos are simply the tools of the U.S. government around the world. C'mon, like there's really such thing as a big bird that ALWAYS stands on one foot?! That so called "foot" is simply a pole for the wires to trail down, ya know, the ones that are connected to the camera in those beady little eyes. They aren't animals. They are machines tracking your movement. Ever hear something strange at night, look out the window and see something pink? That's right. Spy-bird, codenamed "Flamingo" Now I have to go, because the government is probably going to trace me after sending this message.

Kill all the flamingos! The government knows more than you think!

flamingo by Oddjobguy147 March 6, 2007

Sex drive 

A street I drove on the other day.

Take a left on Greenbrier Ave., then go up Sex Drive a few miles and your there.

Sex drive by Oddjobguy147 July 1, 2006

MR2 

Japanese knock-off of the Pontiac Fiero.
There was proof that blueprints to the Fiero were found in a Toyota manufacturing plant.
All Toyota did was change a couple small things to the original all American Pontiac Fiero.
However, the Fiero was indeed a dud in the U.S., but the MR2 became a big hit elsewhere.
The MR2 is still being produced today, unlike the Fiero. That doesn't make it a better, nontheless, car. Toyotan bastards.

The MR2 isn't the coolest, not to mention most reliable car around. Too bad Toyota could'nt copy a better car, huh?

MR2 by Oddjobguy147 June 27, 2006

knight in shining armor 

When your little knight is wearing protection.

Want to see my knight in shining armor or would prefere him fighting without protection?

knight in shining armor by Oddjobguy147 June 16, 2006

rear end 

When you back into an object with a vehicle.

Hey, dude you just rear end that Lotus Elise behind you?

rear end by Oddjobguy147 June 16, 2006

santa style 

During sexual intercourse the giver sits on a chair, the reciever then sits upon the giver's penile object (penis, strap-on, ect) Often accompanied by asking eachother what they want for Christmas, Hanukkah, ect.

i taught your mom how to do it santa style

santa style by Oddjobguy147 May 31, 2006