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titwaste 

n. (tit-weyst): an unattractive or semi-attractive female that has breasts which are are fitting for a more attractive female.
Parker: *points to a girl in the crowd* Oh my God, she has nice tits.
Austin: Yeah, but look at the rest of her! She's an ugly fuck!
Parker: Yeah, you're right. What a titwaste.
Austin: Ooh, but look at her!
Parker: Oh, she's hot...
titwaste by Sahal June 22, 2009
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Titmaster 

one who indulges himself in the art and science of tits. This can range from everyday observation of breasts to the occasion of playing with a big-titty-ass-bitch.

Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.
Eddie is a serious Titmaster, he's scoping them out all the time.

Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300
Titmaster by Sexmonster(s) September 26, 2010
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A person, (commonly a male teenager) with no experience in handling boobs (tits).
Commonly uses excuses such as: the tits were slippery"
No. 1: Dude, I just touched her tits!
No. 2: I saw that, and you allmost wrecked her rack!
No. 1: No, I didn't!
No. 2: Yes you did bro, you're a Titsaster!
Titsaster by Viland February 10, 2009

Titwasher 

A person who washes tits. This is used as an insult.
You're a titwasher..
Titwasher by NUMBER 1 TITWASHER March 22, 2011
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