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Titwhistle 

The act of pressing a nice firm set of breasts together, preferrably with the nips touching, then with the lips blowing between them in a whistling fashion as to enact the TITWHISTLE!
girl: What are you doing to my breasts you crazy ass?!?!

Man: Shut it! I'm enacting a Titwhistle!!! HOORAHHH!!! WHODEWHO!!!!!

Titwhistle by Travis MoCo March 30, 2009
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Titwhistle 

The noisy thing that whistles when the water in the kettle comes to a boil.
I was alerted to the boiling by the shreak of the kettles titwhistle.
Titwhistle by Mingot February 17, 2014

titwaste 

n. (tit-weyst): an unattractive or semi-attractive female that has breasts which are are fitting for a more attractive female.
Parker: *points to a girl in the crowd* Oh my God, she has nice tits.
Austin: Yeah, but look at the rest of her! She's an ugly fuck!
Parker: Yeah, you're right. What a titwaste.
Austin: Ooh, but look at her!
Parker: Oh, she's hot...
titwaste by Sahal June 22, 2009
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026