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tittyasshands 

As used in Schoolboy Q's "Man of the Year." Tittyasshands is a medical condition of the hands, most commonly presenting in young males. Titties and ass seem to exhibit some sort of gravitational pull, akin to magnetism, upon the hands of the afflicted.
"Matt couldn't keep himself off me last night, I think he might have tittyasshands," Maddi told Lilly, describing her first date.
tittyasshands by cart g May 6, 2014
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Tetra Titted Tosser 

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.
When you're skiing deep powder and get so pitted that it's blowing up to your tits.
We got so titted today on the mountain, I got so many face shots.
titted by the_jamin_rock February 24, 2017

Tittercated 

Tittercated is a term used for when females with large breasts suffocate other people with their tits during hugs, or at any other given time.
Kyle: Dude, I was just tittercated by Sarah, and I kinda liked it a lot.
Thomas: Lucky! I wanna be tittercated by her!

Tittertime 

Being inappropriately early for any occasion.
The party started at 7:00 but I arrived on Tittertime at 6:55 surprising the behind-schedule hosts.
Tittertime by Lizziechef June 5, 2015
Nice tits, perfect shape with perfect cleavage
Normally said about a girl that is good looking and has the whole package
Can also be used in place of female when talking about the future
"Katie has some nice ass Tittays"

"I'm gonna get me some Tittays tonight"

"Tittays, I see some nice ass TITTAYS"

tittays by SickSurfr December 19, 2006