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Tall pale skinned individuals customarily having random access to all manner of pirated movies, child pornography and your bedroom window.
Titlow always comes through when I need my fix of kiddie porn.

Person A: "AHHHHH!" Someone was peering in my bedroom window.
Person B: Relax man! It was Titlow.
titlow by Bored on a Saturday December 12, 2010
Female gridlock. You have no where to go because everywhere you turn there is a set of tits.
Man, I couldn't get out of that bar, a pack of cougars had me in titlock.
titlock by Zombo April 4, 2007
Related Words
titlow • Tillow • titload • Tatlow • tetlow • titcow • titdown • titlock • Titloo • Titlor
1. Derogatory name for a girl defined by her large natural breasts and slutty behavior. She often refers to them as "the twins", habitually works her freakish bra size into casual conversation, and has perfected the art of complaining about the size of her chest while simultaneously bragging about it and making it the center of attention. Feeds on the stares of men like some kind of vampire. So-named because her boobs look like a cow's udders, and because she lets men use her body like that of a pleasure-giving barnyard animal. Has been titfucked so many times that an actual pearl necklace has formed around her neck.
2. Nickname given to the actress Christina Hendricks by the web community 4chan.
Check out that titcow's cleavage.
That's what she wants. Don't stare and out of neglect she'll probably ask you to stick your cock in it and jizz down her tummy.
titcow by JasperDee August 18, 2010
Tetlow is the coolest possible person to be, in the world.
Girls want to shag him and guys want to be him.
There is nothing better on this planet than Tetlow.
He exudes raw sexual power and masculinity and boasts an impressive manhood of an overwhelming nine and half inches.
All men strive in life to be like him, but none can even come close.
His wit, charm, intelligence, dashing good looks and mouth watering body are what makes him the icon of perfection, who we all love and admire.

"Wow, that guy is so hot, almost as hot as Tetlow"

"Come on dude, bulk up, we'll make a Tetlow of you yet"

"I want to be Tetlow"

"I want to shag Tetlow"

"I LOVE TETLOW."
tetlow by this cool girl May 27, 2008
Titlove can mean several different things. It can be used to plead for affection, it can be used as a term of endearment among friends (often followed by no homo), and it can be used to indicate amazing breasteses. Of course, it can also refer to a classic tittyfuck.
Asking for affection: "I got cunnalangled so hard last night; gimme some damn titlove."

Term of endearment: "What's up, titlove? Lemme suck your dick. No homo."

Compliment of breasteses: "Shit! Major titlove at 2 o'clock. Check that shit! That's gotta be an eleven on the titlove meter."

Tittyfuck: "My girlfriend gave me some major titlove last night. Then she analangled me. Fuck yea."
titlove by GottaLoveThemTaTas November 24, 2009
A blanket folded in a way to be used as a Pillow.
Tillow by Olga Pervloski October 16, 2008
To be in a bad mood or in some sort of saddened state causing the body to be slumped over, lowering the altitude of one's tits.

1. "Hey man, why so titslow?"
2. "You look a little titslow."

3. You never seemed to titslow,
I never seen you fall so hard,
Do you know where you are?
Titslow by Exsquire April 28, 2009
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