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Titslowskied 

A term developed by the famous Stiffler defining a state of intoxication so great, that you literally go forward in time.
Dudes it’s time to just get fuckin titslowskied.
Titslowskied by Squidward55 September 17, 2018
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Tall pale skinned individuals customarily having random access to all manner of pirated movies, child pornography and your bedroom window.
Titlow always comes through when I need my fix of kiddie porn.

Person A: "AHHHHH!" Someone was peering in my bedroom window.
Person B: Relax man! It was Titlow.
titlow by Bored on a Saturday December 12, 2010
Softcore pornography based around females which ideally does not feature penetration and is characterized by playful nudity.
All those Chinese cartoons are nothing but titshows.
titshow by mikemeat June 1, 2018

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026