tetlow 

Tetlow is the coolest possible person to be, in the world.
Girls want to shag him and guys want to be him.
There is nothing better on this planet than Tetlow.
He exudes raw sexual power and masculinity and boasts an impressive manhood of an overwhelming nine and half inches.
All men strive in life to be like him, but none can even come close.
His wit, charm, intelligence, dashing good looks and mouth watering body are what makes him the icon of perfection, who we all love and admire.

"Wow, that guy is so hot, almost as hot as Tetlow"

"Come on dude, bulk up, we'll make a Tetlow of you yet"

"I want to be Tetlow"

"I want to shag Tetlow"

"I LOVE TETLOW."

tetlow by this cool girl May 27, 2008

Tim Teblow 

a blowjob given from 1 knee instead of 2.

There wasn't enough room in the bus isle for a BJ, so she gave me a Tim Teblow.

Tim Teblow by Coolerfull July 13, 2012

Teblow

The act of getting down on one knee and giving a blow job. There are certain rules and regulations that are involved with the Teblow: two fingers up your ass and it's a safety, tea bag her for a sack, cum in her hair is roughing the passer, spitting is a fumble. An interception is if a third party would grab the nut sack. Cum in the face is face masking, and blowing the load in your pants is a false start.

Susie was down on her knee to Teblow John, but he was flagged for a false start for jizzing his pants.

Teblow by Broncos15 January 11, 2012

Teblow

Verb: Teblow tee-bl-o: The act of a female (or male if you're gay, not that there's anything wrong with that) dropping to one knee, resting her forehead on her fist, and proceeding with fellatio. The male then finishes by firing his ejaculate wildly around the room.

Jane's in the back Teblowing Mark.

Why is there ejaculate on my ceiling? Were you getting Teblown in here?

Teblow by Iowasdumb November 18, 2011

Teblowing 

Form of getting down on one knee to deliver oral sex.

She totally was Teblowing me last...she did all on one knee!

Teblowing by Gnast October 27, 2011

Teblowing 

1) Showing massive, homo-enhanced love for Tim Tebow to the point where you would blow him, no matter the performance.

"Dude, did you see Tim Tebow last night? He fucking threw for 12 yards and ran for 6 yards. It was fucking awesome!"

"Chill bro, you're totally Teblowing him right now."

Teblowing by Joey Bag o' Doughnuts November 18, 2011

Teblowing 

The act of one man performing oral sex on another man whilst on one knee in the tebowing position.

Dude 1: Dude, what happened to you last night? You said you were going to the pisser and dissappeared.

Dude 2: Oh bro, the line for the bathroom was 10 deep, so I took it outside. To my surprise, when I turned the corner I saw some hobo Teblowing this dude in a Denver Bronco's jersey. It freaked me out so I cut my losses and called it a night.

Dude 1: Ha, those dirty donkeys!

Teblowing by ToeKnee WonAye December 19, 2011