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Tetlow is the coolest possible person to be, in the world.
Girls want to shag him and guys want to be him.
There is nothing better on this planet than Tetlow.
He exudes raw sexual power and masculinity and boasts an impressive manhood of an overwhelming nine and half inches.
All men strive in life to be like him, but none can even come close.
His wit, charm, intelligence, dashing good looks and mouth watering body are what makes him the icon of perfection, who we all love and admire.

"Wow, that guy is so hot, almost as hot as Tetlow"

"Come on dude, bulk up, we'll make a Tetlow of you yet"

"I want to be Tetlow"

"I want to shag Tetlow"

"I LOVE TETLOW."
tetlow by this cool girl May 27, 2008
Words you can keep

Tim Teblow 

a blowjob given from 1 knee instead of 2.
There wasn't enough room in the bus isle for a BJ, so she gave me a Tim Teblow.
Tim Teblow by Coolerfull July 13, 2012
The act of getting down on one knee and giving a blow job. There are certain rules and regulations that are involved with the Teblow: two fingers up your ass and it's a safety, tea bag her for a sack, cum in her hair is roughing the passer, spitting is a fumble. An interception is if a third party would grab the nut sack. Cum in the face is face masking, and blowing the load in your pants is a false start.
Susie was down on her knee to Teblow John, but he was flagged for a false start for jizzing his pants.
Teblow by Broncos15 January 11, 2012
Verb: Teblow tee-bl-o: The act of a female (or male if you're gay, not that there's anything wrong with that) dropping to one knee, resting her forehead on her fist, and proceeding with fellatio. The male then finishes by firing his ejaculate wildly around the room.
Jane's in the back Teblowing Mark.

Why is there ejaculate on my ceiling? Were you getting Teblown in here?
Teblow by Iowasdumb November 18, 2011

Teblowing 

Form of getting down on one knee to deliver oral sex.
She totally was Teblowing me last...she did all on one knee!
Teblowing by Gnast October 27, 2011

Teblowing 

1) Showing massive, homo-enhanced love for Tim Tebow to the point where you would blow him, no matter the performance.
"Dude, did you see Tim Tebow last night? He fucking threw for 12 yards and ran for 6 yards. It was fucking awesome!"

"Chill bro, you're totally Teblowing him right now."
Teblowing by Joey Bag o' Doughnuts November 18, 2011

Teblowing 

The act of one man performing oral sex on another man whilst on one knee in the tebowing position.
Dude 1: Dude, what happened to you last night? You said you were going to the pisser and dissappeared.

Dude 2: Oh bro, the line for the bathroom was 10 deep, so I took it outside. To my surprise, when I turned the corner I saw some hobo Teblowing this dude in a Denver Bronco's jersey. It freaked me out so I cut my losses and called it a night.

Dude 1: Ha, those dirty donkeys!
Teblowing by ToeKnee WonAye December 19, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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