titlexic 

A humorous condition where an individual can’t help but engage in actions that perpetuate the chaos of titlexia, often requiring both patience and laughter to cope.

Pratik's titlexic tendencies are on full display today. He reached out for the right boob at the party... and grabbed the left one instead. We tried to help him, but I think he's beyond saving at this point.

titlexic by hitman#47 February 16, 2025

titleick

The art of licking grass/dirt/geese poop off your golf ball while getting ready to putt the now clean ball on the green.

Pronounced "Tight-a-Lick"

"Although my ball landed on the green and I was putting for eagle, I had to perform a titleick on my Titleist Pro V-1 to clean off some spunk so it was certain to roll straight"

titleick by JacknRochNY August 23, 2007

Titlexia 

1. When you reach for the right boob and uncontrollably grab the left one.

2. When you can't read unless your face is resting on a breas

It isn't an addiction, it is a disease, but with hard work and a loving circle of supportive friends we will beat Titlexia together

Titlexia by Glenydotcom March 15, 2014