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to hit someone, usually in their face, with your breasts
please dont tit whip me i find it very annoying or how funny was that tit whip i just did on your face
tit whip by lingaff December 9, 2009
Words you can keep
1. When you get hit in the face with breasts
2.a term for females who are either super big fans of Indiana Jones or dominant females in a BDSM relationship. Seen as derogatory.
1. So, I got tit whipped by Alex..
2. Jasp is such a tit whip.
Related Words

bull whip tit 

tits with so much slack you can use them as a bull whip to slap the shit out of the guy across the table.
Sherri pulled out her bull whip tit and knocked Brian on his ass.
bull whip tit by messy bun October 12, 2017

tit-whipped 

A state, usually experienced by straight males, of being so totally engrossed in the contemplation of a lady's rather fine breasts that you don't realise that you've been completely taken advantage of. Usually results in a man's total compliance and agreement to anything.
A word-relative of pussywhipped.
"Why on earth did you agree to drive her all the way home?"
"Well, to be honest mate, I was completely tit-whipped at that point and would have said 'yes' to anything..."
tit-whipped by Francesca G August 19, 2007
When someone whips their tit on any surface, including people.
“Hey sexy thang, can you titwhip me? I’ve been a bad boy.”

“After titwhipping that wall for six hours, my nips are super sore.”
titwhip by Microscopic Galaxy March 23, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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