by Tangerslanger91 January 29, 2022
Get the tintis mug.Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.
You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
by wanwanwan September 26, 2022
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by thetentrenters March 20, 2011
Get the tentist mug.Tinoism a religion created by a middle teen named Tino that has a tradition to eat lemons. There are 5 ranks in this religion:
A Tino civilian has to eat one or more lemons a year
A Tinoist has to eat 20 or more lemons a year
A Tinologist has to grow/have any type of lemon tree
A Tino priest has to eat 100 or more lemons a year
A Tino is the creator and the God of all the people living under the Tinoism conditions
A Tino civilian has to eat one or more lemons a year
A Tinoist has to eat 20 or more lemons a year
A Tinologist has to grow/have any type of lemon tree
A Tino priest has to eat 100 or more lemons a year
A Tino is the creator and the God of all the people living under the Tinoism conditions
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by Voltage_cure March 21, 2019
Get the Tinoism mug.Belgian boy reporter who is the greatest hero of the world. With his dog Snowy,the Thompson twins, his loyal friend, Captain Haddock, and Professor Calculus, Tintin can do all. He foils Drug smuggling and illegal slave rings run by the evil billionaire, Roberto Rastapopolous, kicks the shit out of Dr. Muellar, and saves Sydavia from the evil Bordurians under Kurvi-Tasch and Colonel Sponz. Tintin wins every fight, always does the right thing, and has a unique cow-lick hairstyle that's all his own.
Tintin discovered that the Bordurians were going to invade Syldavia by stealing King Ottakar's sceptre.
by Not so super DJ Gennady March 9, 2003
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Falls in love easily but can’t be heartbroken. Has friends back. Is under standing and generous
Falls in love easily but can’t be heartbroken. Has friends back. Is under standing and generous
by Mbali-rose-Matheba April 14, 2019
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