tinky wink

When a tella tubby-like man/woman shows itself to you during a traumatic sleep-paralysis episode, and as a result, your asshole can't stop winking like one of the creatures glossy, artificial eyes.

I can't imagine what the toilet sees while my stink is tinky wink-ing.

by nofaceoz October 12, 2021

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Tinky Winkn'

Tinky Winkn' is when the temperature is 50 degrees or lower outside on a consistant basis and your hotdog be turtlin all the time, so you act accordingly.

Levi: "Dude, ive been Tinky Winkin' for the past 3 weeks now and I cant assert my superficial outward authority during business hours, its starting to mess with my corrupt back-scratching at work!"

D-Lord: " Dude same here, I cant even use my Fascist ideologies, let alone my totalitarian-narcissist, napoleon rule because my turtle neck is constantly Tinky Winkn'!!! My fiance hates me and thinks ive been gay this whole time!"

by fat obese lady July 10, 2022

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tinky winky

Tinky Winky is the tallest (and most noticable) Telletubby.

He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.

Dipsy: Tinky Winky! Will you play with Laa-Laa's ball?

Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!

Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?

Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?

Dipsy: (cries)

by Joel April 13, 2005

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TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO

it’s that teletubbies remix on tiktok

girl: can i sing for you?
boy: yea sure
girl: TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO
boy: OMG
boy: you’re amazing
boy: i love you
girl: IT’S A SOLO

by pem from ssp June 16, 2020

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