tinkle tankle 

when a male urinates in a girls vagina during intercourse

bro Kayla and I tinkle tankled last night

tinkle tankle by tinkletanklll May 15, 2014

tinkle tankle wingle wanggle 

The dance you do when you need a wee.

Joan was doing the tinkle tankle wingle wanggle on her first date with her French teacher; he didn't enjoy it.

tinkle tankle wingle wanggle by @susanalbumparty June 22, 2020

tinkle with my tankle 

to fiddle with ones weener until one ejaculates in a caresing yet tiggley manner (having a phat wank)

"War craft on the screen
Dick isn’t clean
Pants around my ankle
Tinkle with my tankle"

tinkle with my tankle by lilchris November 10, 2006

tinkle fairy 

A tinkle fairy is presumably an imaginary being that monitors every moment you take a piss, it is mostly known for its limitations, such as 'the amount of times you can shake'. It was made popular from the show Family Guy.

Adam West: *shakes twice*
Tinkle Fairy: Two shakes, that's it...Move along!
Adam West: Oh, why thank you, Tinkle Fairy!

tinkle fairy by Terrum August 26, 2013

Tinkle Tweaker

Tinkle Tweakers are meth users who store their urine and feces, and attempt to recover the un metabolized methamphetamine from the urine and feces when they get desperate for another high.

The police broke down the door of the meth house only to discover the users were paranoid "Tinkle Tweaker s" and had jars, bottles, buckets, pots and pans full of urine and feces in case they desired to get high again and didn't have enough meth on hand.

Tinkle Tweaker by RUDEBOY BOTTOM April 17, 2009

Tinkle Down Economics 

1) System of record low taxes for the wealthiest and low, stagnant wages for the working poor leading the poor and middle class families and individuals to struggle make ends meet.

2) The preferred conservative economic system which essentially tell the the poor and middle class "piss on you!".

Former president Ronald Reagan and other conservatives praise their system of Trickle Down Economics, but what they really mean is "Tinkle Down Economics" - as in Piss On You poor and middle class people.

Tinkle Down Economics by Clem Gamble December 9, 2012

Tipsy Tinkle 

A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.

It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion

For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, (see pioneers*) causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.

Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson*, and Carlos Mencia.

Yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!

Tipsy Tinkle by Johnny Mo November 10, 2008