tinkle fairy 

A tinkle fairy is presumably an imaginary being that monitors every moment you take a piss, it is mostly known for its limitations, such as 'the amount of times you can shake'. It was made popular from the show Family Guy.

Adam West: *shakes twice*
Tinkle Fairy: Two shakes, that's it...Move along!
Adam West: Oh, why thank you, Tinkle Fairy!

tinkle fairy by Terrum August 26, 2013

tinkle fairy 

one who tries to be cool but fails and just ends up looking like a fag or a douche

- Did you see Pat B last period?

- He was being such a tinkle fairy.

tinkle fairy by Ryan Amado the Gangster December 1, 2009

fairy tinkle 

When a woman is sitting on the tiolet going to the bathroom and trying to be quiet but can still be heard.

al you could hear from the the bathroom was the quiet sound of the fairy tinkle

fairy tinkle by kranka June 20, 2006

twinkle fairy 

The part of a vagina which you pee from.

"please dont touch my twinkle fairy Luke"

twinkle fairy by Moon light April 5, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019