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ex-tinguisher  

an ex-girlfriend (or boyfriend) that you know will put out in an emergency situation.
"Dude ive never been this hot to trot! im desperate!"

"Well man you might wanna consider calling up the ex-tinguisher and put that fire out know what im sayin!"
ex-tinguisher by Mr. Dietz April 29, 2009
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Hair spider

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I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
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Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
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