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tinderella

Your dream girl that you see on Tinder. After swiping right you just don't want to leave your chances to Tinder's matchmaking so instead you decide to figure out your own way by using the advanced search on Facebook to search through all the girls with the same name in your town or the neighboring ones judging by the distance, which corresponds to the shoe size in the tale.
You: Hello I saw you on Tinder yesterday and decided to find and add you on Facebook. It took me a quite while. But, hey, it is just like the Cinderella tale when the prince is searching for Cinderella. I am glad that our story might have a similar ending.
Tinderella: (clicks on report this person button on Facebook)
tinderella by theprophetofthesad December 14, 2014

Tindered 

To partake in sexual relations with the hoe you met on tinder after the first meeting.
"i got tindered after the date yesterday evening."
Tindered by Icubaby75 July 26, 2018

Tenderbender 

A person (in most cases a man) who acts rough and/or lustful in public, but when in sexual intercourse, is tender and caring. It can also be used vice versa.
At first I though John was going to pound me, but he turned out to be a total tenderbender

Hindermen's Drop Syndrome

A medical condition mostly prominent in the elderly community in which a large flatulence is expelled so violently the victim loses their footing and fall over as a side effect.
They lady who fell over at the line in Luby's to first responders that she has Hindermen's Drop Syndrome as a pre-existing condition.

Tinderversary 

The anniversary of when you first met someone through the Tinder app.
Next week is our Tinderversary.
A hot girl or guy you meet on Tinder.
1. Hey dude, what's up?
2. Not much. Just scored a hot Tinderoni last night!
1. What bro!? You never get any girls on Tinder! No way!
2. Yes way!
Tinderoni by Dexh December 24, 2016