When a super-keener at work sends an email to a co-worker or boss to show how late they've stayed at work. The content of the email is usually non-essential or downright frivolous.

Email sent at 6:45- "Hi Boss, just an update on the to-do list you gave me - it's now complete" "Thanks for the Timeclock Email underling."

Timeclock Email by Leafsblowgoats July 30, 2010

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Timeclock

A very cringy user on gamefaq who nobody besides his friends likes. Has been banned about 7 times and hated upon the splatoon 2 board. Very ignorant too.

Made the first timeclock account when he was 11 and stupidly got his first ban from saying he would get himself banned. His first topic was a topic about it raining crystals on the end of the world board, and had a terrible bio. Was a constant pest and always had a grudge against polaricy and gearrandom.

Timeclock is a idiot who makes self-depriving jokes

Timeclock by Just A User October 3, 2019

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timeclock

A contraption one devises around age eight. Usually found in small private schools on the western seaboard.

"time goes by so very strangely....won't you make a timeclock with me now....tick tock...tick tock...tick tick tick...tock tock.... how do you tell time? Please tell me"

timeclock by karit May 27, 2003

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timecrowave

A device used for cooking food for the future

Put some food in the Timecrowave for dinner

timecrowave by x-trem Killa April 8, 2011

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