Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

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where did the time go

Phrase referring to how quickly time seems to pass over a large amount of time

Similar to "How time flies"

Person 1: Do you remember fidget spinners?
Person 2: Yes, what about them?
Person 1: They were popular 4 years ago
Person 2: Wow, where did the time go?

where did the time go by an_account August 1, 2021

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Timwhore

n. One who works for the Canadian franchise Tim Horton's, usually someone who takes pride in the demeaning job.

Look at him serving that watery garbage. What a Timwhore!

Timwhore by TAS October 18, 2005

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