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Time to make the donuts

Meaning to start work, from the Dunkin Donuts commercials where Fred the Baker would state "time to make the doughnuts" when leaving home for work.
"Time to make the donuts." quipped the gun-for-hire, as he squared off with his target.

Time to make the donuts

Time to engage in coitus, preferably in early morning hours. The act of creating holes in donuts.
"I know I'm having trouble at work this morning, but my old woman woke me up this morning and told me it was time to make the donuts."
Time to make the donuts by Dr Trotter September 18, 2009

Time to make the donuts

9:30 a.m. Eastern time / 6:30 a.m. Pacific when the stock market opens… it’s time to make the donuts $$$$$
Make sure you aren’t too hungover to wake up by opening bell. 6:30 a.m. is time to make the donuts, baby!!! 🤑
Time to make the donuts by BadAtty January 14, 2025

Time to make the donuts!

A phrase used to discretely indicate to those around you that you are in need of a bowel movement, pronto.
Rob: Hey Mike! How's that coffee?

Mike: Good... Whoa! Time to make the donuts!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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