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time slut 

One who travels through time to participate in sexual activities with historical figures. While this practice is not currently possible, it will become a popular hobby amongst future generations.
Person #1: I can't believe she went back in time to fuck Napoleon, Danielle is such a time slut!

Person #2: Dude I heard she picked something up from Imhotep the other day.

Person #1: Well, technically it wasn't the other day since she went back to 2650 BC.

Person #2: Why are we friends?
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Time Slut 

This is a person who is taking up too much time at the Beer Pong table. Either from talking on the phone or engaging in drunk conversations.
Eric: "Dude, why is this game of beer pong lasting forever?"

Chris: "Fuckin' time sluts man!"

Eric: "Figures!"
Time Slut by CIOAN (AppState) March 17, 2010

part-time slut 

-noun

a woman who- during the working week, is a respectable member of society, but on weekends and other special occasions meets people in crazy situations that she will never recognize again. A part-time slut is often the one you would least suspect.
I ran into that chick who was dancing on the table last saturday. She didn't remember me because she is only a part-time slut.
part-time slut by emulated March 17, 2011