tiktok-brainrot

When an individual or group spends all their time doom scrolling on tiktok and it has turned their brain to mush. They are no longer capable of using said brain for simple tasks and should spend the rest of their days making sandwiches at subway like the rest of societies rejects.

Person 1 : Where are Jesse and Frank?
Person 2 : Downstairs running cable, no doubt they will fuck it up with the amount of tiktok-brainrot between them.

tiktok-brainrot by Potatopotato12345 June 4, 2024

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tiktok brainrot

The result of all the npcs and 9 year olds being able to post online. Almost always from watching extremely cringy videos

person 1: "yo wsp bro"
person 2: "skibidi rizz"
person 1 : "blud got that tiktok brainrot"

tiktok brainrot by sugmadeez March 6, 2024

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TikTok Brain Rot

A semi-humorous condition characterized by a severe and persistent decrease in attention span, believed to be caused by excessive consumption of TikTok videos. Individuals with this affliction often find it challenging to focus on tasks for extended periods and have a heightened tendency to get distracted by short, catchy content.

A cultural phenomenon where one's perception of reality, trends, and societal norms becomes disproportionately influenced by TikTok content, often leading to skewed worldviews or overemphasis on fleeting internet trends.

Example: "Ever since Jenny started watching TikTok six hours a day, she can't even finish a 10-minute YouTube video. She's got a serious case of TikTok Brain Rot!"

Example: "Brad's been trying to replicate every viral dance from the app; it's like he's got TikTok Brain Rot or something."

TikTok Brain Rot by SomeNorthAmerican October 8, 2023

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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