Thurs 

To Thurs is to ejaculate.

Originally coined in 2004 by a very strange NYU student who looked vaguely like a cross between Pauly Shore and Steve Gutenberg, you have to know from that alone that Thurs has its own set of almost nauseating connotations.

When Thurs is pronounced, it is to be pronounced with a lisp... Thurth... That alone lets you know how good it feels.

I am going to Thurs on your face/ hair/ back/ stomach/ bed/ sofa/ dog/ kitchen table/ ass/ mom/ eyes/ dignity/ carpet/ tissue/ roommate/

I Thursed all over this sweatshirt.

I was tryng to hold it but I Thursed all over myself.

Cummon baby let my Thurs in your mouth.

Bust a thurs?

Would you like sugar and thurs in your coffee?

Thurs by CALM and company November 30, 2006

Thurs-Day 

The Day that T & I get to meet up again. It feel like it’s never going to arrive but when it does... all is well in the world x

Jesus Christ... isn’t it Thurs-Day yet? Man, this is taking forever!

Thurs-Day by Gee.Dee.0.1 December 2, 2019

Thursday night 

The major party night for an avetard. The avetards usually hit campus corner every Thursday night until 2 AM and then come back to The Ave with the whole city of Norman and drink beers and White Claws for the afterparty because the party never ends. The dab rig usually also makes an appearance at this time and then everyone ends up out like a light by the end of it all. Getting fucked up this night also gives the avetards an excuse to skip class Friday, which would happen regardless.

Dude, it's Thursday night, which bar on campus corner are we going to tonight to get fucked up? You know the weekend always starts early at The Ave.

Thursday night by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Big Thursday 

Big Thursday - The biggest of Thursdays, massive, even. Big Thursday is the day on which we celebrate just how big this Thursday is, as well as the victory by New Zealand in The Big War. We eat on Big Thursday, but on Big Thursday we eat Big... And when I say Big I mean REAL BIG. Big Macs and Big Kahuna Burger are the only things you can eat on Big Thursday. Happy Big Thursday, everyone...

"Ayo, broski, you ready for Big Thursday tomorrow? It's gonna be pretty Big!"
"Yeah, man! It's gonna be HUGE!"

Big Thursday by Ozegis August 28, 2021

thurski 

thurski
-anthony edwards

Thurski!

thurski by calnboi October 15, 2021

thurstonitis

An epidemic with the first known case being Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth.

A first hand account of this disease.

Thurstonitis is basically when you just lose all control of your mind whatsoever and you walk around in a dazed state with a baseball cap on backward your bangs in your eyes and you go deaf.

Looking for used record stores that don't exist. And pretending that you know where they are. And then asking the locals and pretending you understand their language and you don't. And you nod a lot. It's usually a lot of... It's right over here. It's right over here.

thurstonitis by Eric Selador January 8, 2010

Cock Thirsty 

Adjective,
Having an insationable thirst for the cock, and/or the fluids from said cock. Good discriptor to add to insults.

Megan was a total cock thirsty cum dumpster, no, is a total cock thirsty cum dumpster.

Cock Thirsty by Corey B. May 31, 2006