Thunderchud

A person of poor physical appearance, lacking basic grooming or hygiene skills. An ugly, filthy, smelly person. One who resembles feces.

Mad Voodo married a beautiful woman. But five years later he awoke next to the thunderchud that his wife had become, and it made him sad.

by spankadoodledoo May 18, 2014

Thundercunting

1.) Chucking something with extreme force, and extremely precise, mostly meant to break objects the size of a hamster (organism.)

2.) An annoying sped bitch.

1.) Jesse absolutely thundercunting his hamster against a wall after losing a ranked match. It splattered all over his face with blood, instantly dying. It was funny as hell, but traumatizing for Tommy, his little brother.

2.) "You know Emily?"

"Yeah, that thundercunt?"

by 1rexie July 26, 2023

thundercuck

One who is astoundingly and grievously cucked, to the nth degree. Often used to refer to someone who is spineless, beta, butthurt, or easily triggered.

Quit whining about trolls and stop being such a thundercuck.

by bemorechadlike March 4, 2017

Thundercougarfalconbird

One of the best and most expensive cars in the year 3000. From the Futurama episode Put your Head on my Shoulder.

Sales Person: "Nothing makes you feel more like a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird. So how much were you thinking of spending on this Thundercougarfalconbird?"
Fry: "Sorry, I'm not here to buy."
Sales Person: "I understand and it's wonderful that you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation."
Fry: "I care! I care plenty! I just dunno how to make them stop!"
Sales Person: "One word: Thundercougarfalconbird."

by Rankojin August 10, 2004

Cockwombling thundercunt

The ultimate worst type of insult to be used to describe a person who believes themselves to be so self important that no one else even matters. To be called a cockwombling thundercunt you have done something so unbelievably selfish to truly piss someone off and even worse you dont even realise you've done anything wrong.

Hey, that Phil is a right selfish cockwombling thundercunt!

by KittyCat1982 March 31, 2020

Thundercunt

Absolutely slamming or throwing something into something else with great force, most often a wall.

"My buddy Eric thundercunted his hamster into a wall after losing four ranked League of Legends matches"

"My mom grounded me for four weeks after I repeatedly thundercunted my brother into the table for playing on my Xbox"

by Vassal of Merlok the Dark August 9, 2023

Thundercunt

A term used to describe a person who is acting like such a cunt, that they alter the Earth's meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms with lethal levels of thunder. This is the worst level of cunt you can get.

Holy Shit mate, you're a fucking thundercunt!

by Pete Sahut August 8, 2011