thunder fuckling

When you fuck your girlfriend with car jumper cables attached to your nipples.

"Man, Bailey is hella kinky. He is a Thunder fuckling with his girlfriend"

thunder fuckling by Unjustrogue83 December 22, 2015

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Thunder Fucking Kush

The greatest species of weed known to mankind. Grown in a small hick town named Mukwonago. This shit puts you on the floor after one hit.

I just smoked some thunder fucking kush and I cant feel my legs anymore

Thunder Fucking Kush by The Toking Toker November 29, 2009

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Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.

this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007

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super fucking thunder cunt

The S.F.T.C is a the top ranking cunt around who will leave you begging for more, she will tell you how it is, she is also the ring leader and she eats dumb asses for breakfast

Joe: Hey there wanna take a ride?

S.F.T.C : Get a fucking life you dumbass, that line is so lame

Joe: Your a super fucking thunder cunt

super fucking thunder cunt by the SFTC April 23, 2010

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Thunderfucking

Fucking having sexual intercourse really hard and good.

"so I was thunderfucking this chick right, but her mom was so pissed"

Thunderfucking by DuoSo315 May 16, 2007

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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