1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.
2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilladolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
The S.F.T.C is a the top ranking cunt around who will leave you begging for more, she will tell you how it is, she is also the ring leader and she eats dumb asses for breakfast
Joe: Hey there wanna take a ride?
S.F.T.C : Get a fucking life you dumbass, that line is so lame