thumbus 

A singlular, detached thumb.

Frank: "Hey, Bob, what are you looking at?"

Bob: "Somebody left a thumbus in the gutter."

Frank: "O, I guess a couple of hobos must have had a knife fight."

thumbus by leontrotsky32 November 21, 2009

Thumbus 

A meme of a very odd fellow standing outside the white house (or the “city hall” as told in lore.)

Seeing a Thumbus is said to bring good luck and several copies of the 2008 animated film “Robots” on DVD.

The Thumbus meme is beloved by millions but is hated by Gregbus fans who claim the Thumbus meme ripped off their cool original meme. Never meantion Thumbus memes to a Greg Head; its kind of like football teams in the UK.

The meme is also associated with the song “Peanutman” by Tim Buckley.

“Funny Thumbus meme todd; post that to twitter and get upvoted bro! Just don’t post any Gregbus.”

Thumbus by The Angry Pissedoff Gamer April 10, 2022

Thumbus 

A large obscenely person with no transition from their shoulders to their square head.

Look at that thumbus over there

Thumbus by Cheeky sod November 28, 2018

Thumbus 

When ones genitalia is in similar promotions to ones thumb.

A person with a thumb-sized pee-pee

“John was concerned that when he transferred to his new school people would call him a straight up thumbus.”

Thumbus by Dingobaby64 February 11, 2020

Thumbus Mcdufferson

When you have one thumb in a girls butt, and with the other hand you are eating chicken mcnuggets dipping them hot mustard.

Tom thumbus mcduffersoned her!

Thumbus Mcdufferson by Tomsaloser July 5, 2021

Ghost Thumbs 

Ghost Thumbs

When you delete all of your social media’s for a week and think they’re still there, clicking your phone where the application used to be.

Connor had ghost thumbs the first couple days without social media, but then became “hella productive.”

Ghost Thumbs by LynSoles August 20, 2018

Slip o' the thumbs

It's when your holding a cat and it wriggles and you sort of just, thumb the cat.

Gavin:So I was holding Geoff's cat and it wriggled and I, Uhh
Geoff:He fisted my cats anus
Gavin:I cant beleive I had a slip o' the thumbs

Slip o' the thumbs by Trainer_Yarn January 10, 2015