Definitions by Trainer_Yarn

Grack

Vagina cage

Man I tried to stick my knob and she was wearing a grack

Grack by Trainer_Yarn July 31, 2016

Cold Lotion

Cold lotion refers to the lotion you put in the fridge to keep it cold so when you put it on your penis it soothes the burning from dry masturbation.

Barb told me that you should keep your lotion cold because it makes your skin smoother and stuff so i just made cold lotion and it feels amazing

Cold Lotion by Trainer_Yarn July 31, 2016

Clear the Cache 

Jacking off before a date so you don't have a blow your load to soon

Dude 1: (to dude 2) Leave I got to prep for my date
Dude 2: Your date is in a half hour
Dude 1: I gotta clear the cache and it might take a while
Dude 2: Did not need to know that Dude 1!

Clear the Cache by Trainer_Yarn March 23, 2016

X-bomb 

You take ecstasy earlier, and then you fart and an ejaculation comes out instead

I took some molly at that party last night and I totally x-bombed myself

X-bomb by Trainer_Yarn January 10, 2015

Slip o' the thumbs

It's when your holding a cat and it wriggles and you sort of just, thumb the cat.

Gavin:So I was holding Geoff's cat and it wriggled and I, Uhh
Geoff:He fisted my cats anus
Gavin:I cant beleive I had a slip o' the thumbs

Slip o' the thumbs by Trainer_Yarn January 10, 2015