by Trainer_Yarn March 12, 2016
Gavin:So I was holding Geoff's cat and it wriggled and I, Uhh
Geoff:He fisted my cats anus
Gavin:I cant beleive I had a slip o' the thumbs
Geoff:He fisted my cats anus
Gavin:I cant beleive I had a slip o' the thumbs
by Trainer_Yarn January 10, 2015
Cold lotion refers to the lotion you put in the fridge to keep it cold so when you put it on your penis it soothes the burning from dry masturbation.
Barb told me that you should keep your lotion cold because it makes your skin smoother and stuff so i just made cold lotion and it feels amazing
by Trainer_Yarn March 12, 2016
by Trainer_Yarn January 10, 2015
Dude 1: (to dude 2) Leave I got to prep for my date
Dude 2: Your date is in a half hour
Dude 1: I gotta clear the cache and it might take a while
Dude 2: Did not need to know that Dude 1!
Dude 2: Your date is in a half hour
Dude 1: I gotta clear the cache and it might take a while
Dude 2: Did not need to know that Dude 1!
by Trainer_Yarn December 14, 2015