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Thumbscrew 

noun:
A torture device of many forms and shapes. The main purpose it serves is to inflict slow and excrutiating pain to the fingers or toes of a victim.

verb:
A sexual technique involving the thumb (or both thumbs) to screw or fuck their partner or victim. Usually performed in the "thumbs up" or "handshake" position.
1: After the thumbscrew was applied to the cookie monster, he confessed to taking all my cookies.

2: "If you insert your thumb in an orfice then you are thumbscrewing."
Thumbscrew by Argonak April 12, 2008
Words you can keep

Thumbscrew 

A way for an inquisitor to have fun.
Hilltop Henry X had four of his wives thumbscrewed for cheating on him. He then put them on the rack. The thumbscrew was Hilltop Henry X's favorite pre torture device.
Thumbscrew by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017

thumbstream

The series of web pages which have been positively rated by someone on a social bookmarking website.

On stumbleupon.com, users show that they like or dislike sites recommended to them by the StumbleUpon service by giving a thumb up or thumb down. Hence, "thumbstream".

There is an extremely high percentage of top quality links coming out of Pistos' thumbstream.
thumbstream by Pistos August 1, 2007

thumbschwab 

When wiping your ass, you accidentaly run your thumb through the stool creating a thumbschwab. Only way to be sure if you thumbschwab is to sniff!
I had a thumbschwab today but wasn't sure if it was shit on my thumb or perhaps caramel from desert. After taking a whiff it was shit! A confirmed thumbschwab.
thumbschwab by Stoolius July 20, 2006

Thumbscribe 

Awarding a positive or "thumbs-up" rating to a content creator's video as well as subscribing to their channel. This may be the best way to express your appreciation or support of an online content provider without spending money.
"Did you see Jessica posted a 30-minute rant about the end of the latest Star Wars movie on YouTube?"

"I did, actually. It wasn't just a rant, it was a downright condemnation to everyone who worked on the film. Surprisingly hilarious to see how upset she gets. Had to thumbscribe."

"No doubt. I can't wait till she posts her next video!"
Thumbscribe by VexPSN February 1, 2020

trumpscrewed 

Having your little mind so obsessed with Prez T, you went and let Prez dipshit in. Trumps gone dummies get over it.
Insane from D T.
"Jenny your so trumpscrewed you voted for a hippocampus because it didn't tweet mean tweets"
O i know Lucy, but a hippocampus is better than youknowwhoamus
trumpscrewed by RichieArizona November 16, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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