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Thumbscrew 

noun:
A torture device of many forms and shapes. The main purpose it serves is to inflict slow and excrutiating pain to the fingers or toes of a victim.

verb:
A sexual technique involving the thumb (or both thumbs) to screw or fuck their partner or victim. Usually performed in the "thumbs up" or "handshake" position.
1: After the thumbscrew was applied to the cookie monster, he confessed to taking all my cookies.

2: "If you insert your thumb in an orfice then you are thumbscrewing."
Thumbscrew by Argonak April 12, 2008
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Thumbscrew 

A way for an inquisitor to have fun.
Hilltop Henry X had four of his wives thumbscrewed for cheating on him. He then put them on the rack. The thumbscrew was Hilltop Henry X's favorite pre torture device.
Thumbscrew by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017

thumbstream

The series of web pages which have been positively rated by someone on a social bookmarking website.

On stumbleupon.com, users show that they like or dislike sites recommended to them by the StumbleUpon service by giving a thumb up or thumb down. Hence, "thumbstream".
There is an extremely high percentage of top quality links coming out of Pistos' thumbstream.
thumbstream by Pistos August 1, 2007

thumbschwab 

When wiping your ass, you accidentaly run your thumb through the stool creating a thumbschwab. Only way to be sure if you thumbschwab is to sniff!
I had a thumbschwab today but wasn't sure if it was shit on my thumb or perhaps caramel from desert. After taking a whiff it was shit! A confirmed thumbschwab.
thumbschwab by Stoolius July 20, 2006

Thumbscribe 

Awarding a positive or "thumbs-up" rating to a content creator's video as well as subscribing to their channel. This may be the best way to express your appreciation or support of an online content provider without spending money.
"Did you see Jessica posted a 30-minute rant about the end of the latest Star Wars movie on YouTube?"

"I did, actually. It wasn't just a rant, it was a downright condemnation to everyone who worked on the film. Surprisingly hilarious to see how upset she gets. Had to thumbscribe."

"No doubt. I can't wait till she posts her next video!"
Thumbscribe by VexPSN February 1, 2020

trumpscrewed 

Having your little mind so obsessed with Prez T, you went and let Prez dipshit in. Trumps gone dummies get over it.
Insane from D T.
"Jenny your so trumpscrewed you voted for a hippocampus because it didn't tweet mean tweets"
O i know Lucy, but a hippocampus is better than youknowwhoamus
trumpscrewed by RichieArizona November 16, 2021
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