thumbilitis

pain and cramping in the thumbs that comes after many hours of texting

Robert: Hey Doc, after I have been texting for 3 or 4 hours, my thumbs cramp up and I can hardly move them.
Dr: it sounds like you have thumbilitis, you may not be able to text for a while!
Robert: Can I get a work note for that?

thumbilitis by Weegle November 7, 2009

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thumbitis

Thumbitis is the red blistery affect that occurs on the underside of the thumb. The most common cause of thumbitis is too much text messaging with mobile devices.

(as defined on www.thumbcare.com)

I got thumbitis using my Blackberry too long. Now my thumbs are numb and blistered.

thumbitis by thumbcare.com January 23, 2009

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tumbrilitis

Intentionally rounding up human beings and placing them on mass transit to ship them away or out of an area. Usually these are cattle cars and the purpose is not good.

During World War II, the German government practiced tumbrilitis against innocent people.

tumbrilitis by Someone123454321 February 22, 2009

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Awkward-Thumbitis

An imaginary disease which one contracts when they cannot spell due to awkward thumbs. It usually occurs in adolescents, as such individuals simply cannot spell! When one is texting and they misspell a word accidentally, this is when Awkward-Thumbitis occurs.

Person 1: hey, what u foim tonight?
Person 2: what??
Person 1: dammit! *doin I have awkward-thumbitis!!

Awkward-Thumbitis by woopdidoop May 16, 2018

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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