thumbilitis

pain and cramping in the thumbs that comes after many hours of texting

Robert: Hey Doc, after I have been texting for 3 or 4 hours, my thumbs cramp up and I can hardly move them.
Dr: it sounds like you have thumbilitis, you may not be able to text for a while!
Robert: Can I get a work note for that?

thumbilitis by Weegle November 7, 2009

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thumbitis

Thumbitis is the red blistery affect that occurs on the underside of the thumb. The most common cause of thumbitis is too much text messaging with mobile devices.

(as defined on www.thumbcare.com)

I got thumbitis using my Blackberry too long. Now my thumbs are numb and blistered.

thumbitis by thumbcare.com January 23, 2009

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tumbrilitis

Intentionally rounding up human beings and placing them on mass transit to ship them away or out of an area. Usually these are cattle cars and the purpose is not good.

During World War II, the German government practiced tumbrilitis against innocent people.

tumbrilitis by Someone123454321 February 22, 2009

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Awkward-Thumbitis

An imaginary disease which one contracts when they cannot spell due to awkward thumbs. It usually occurs in adolescents, as such individuals simply cannot spell! When one is texting and they misspell a word accidentally, this is when Awkward-Thumbitis occurs.

Person 1: hey, what u foim tonight?
Person 2: what??
Person 1: dammit! *doin I have awkward-thumbitis!!

Awkward-Thumbitis by woopdidoop May 16, 2018

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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