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When someone throws up while giving someone else a BJ.
Mother: What's that noise?

Boy: What noise?

Mother: Oh my God, what is that naked lady on the computer doing?

Boy: Giving that guy a throwjob.

Mother: I think you need help.
throwjob by the dirty liberal December 19, 2009
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Throw Job 

When a girl is performing fellatio and involuntarily vomits on the male penis.
After drinking too much on her wedding night, Jeanene was giving a mean blow job and accidentally turned it into a throw job.
Throw Job by Nicehole October 3, 2014
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throw job 

1. When a girl is giving you a blow job and she throws up, and the blow job continues.

or

2. As a girl is throwing up you stick your dick in her mouth.
Shit, I was getting some bomb dome, and the girl started gagging and throwing up; damn, those throw jobs feel great.
throw job by shit on my chest July 20, 2006

throw job 

a kinky sexual activity where one is sucking ones dick, causing one to gag and vomit. instead of throwing up on the dick, one will throw up in the other person’s mouth.
“Hey! did you hear Kelly gave Mike a throw job?”
“Oh my god! that’s so kinky!!”
throw job by hdjakcnskgnkancjajxnf October 23, 2019
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