A stunning, captivating, alluring Asian woman with a charming, radiant, and enchanting presence, her exquisite, breathtaking, and mesmerizing beauty making her nothingshort of an elegant goddess—absolutely a hands-down 15/10 that will be your next baby momma.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).