three legger

Guys with a kind, sincere approach towards your girlfriend who always seem to or try to hang out around / with your girlfriend. Your girl thinks they're good friends and gets along well with them but you know for fact that all they want is to be there to take the opportunity and move in on her with their good friend 'disguise' in case you and your girl ever went sour.

Your friend: Hey man, who all is coming to your girl B-day party?
You: I don't really care, as long as Mike doesn't show up.
Your friend: Oh that three legger, huh? Is he still trying man?
You: Unfortunately yes. I tried to tell her about what he's really upto but she goes on and on about that friend bull.
Your friend: Sorry to hear that man.

by Karma1 June 18, 2009

three legged man

Claim a man makes when he wants to boast about his penis size. The inference being that the third leg is his penis.

Julie stated to Mark, "Why would I want anything to do with your two inches of hard chode dick?"
Mark replied, "Shiiiiiittt girl! I am a three legged man! They call me tripod."

by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

three-legged suprise

When your about to have sex with a girl, and she untucks her penis from under her ass.

After a drunken night at the club, i brought brooke home and she gave me a three-legged suprise.

by The rascal March 10, 2006

Three-legged bitch

A term used to describe a person who can’t keep a secret.

I’m gonna roll over on you like a three-legged bitch!

by BaronTvirus May 27, 2019

three legged hyena

When a person in need of a lay has made several attempts at scoring with slumpbuster things being desperate and the onset of boom boom backup at hand, one digs deep into the ugly for a three legged hyena. This individual is, well, hideous and serves only one purpose, to release the pressure and help get back on track scoring.

Damn did you see _____ last night? That sure was a three legged hyena they went home with!

by BossSaxo July 27, 2017

Three-legged Race on Wheels

An unweildy situation; a cunundrum; a disorganized even

How was the concert?

It was like a three-legged race on wheels, everything went wrong

by BaveT March 4, 2009

three-legged princess

n. A transvestite or cross-dresser.

"That's no woman. That's more than a woman. THAT is a three-legged princess."

by Alecx Hunter August 3, 2005