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three legged man 

Claim a man makes when he wants to boast about his penis size. The inference being that the third leg is his penis.
Julie stated to Mark, "Why would I want anything to do with your two inches of hard chode dick?"
Mark replied, "Shiiiiiittt girl! I am a three legged man! They call me tripod."

three-legged suprise 

When your about to have sex with a girl, and she untucks her penis from under her ass.
After a drunken night at the club, i brought brooke home and she gave me a three-legged suprise.

Three-legged bitch 

A term used to describe a person who can’t keep a secret.
I’m gonna roll over on you like a three-legged bitch!

three legged hyena 

When a person in need of a lay has made several attempts at scoring with slumpbuster things being desperate and the onset of boom boom backup at hand, one digs deep into the ugly for a three legged hyena. This individual is, well, hideous and serves only one purpose, to release the pressure and help get back on track scoring.
Damn did you see _____ last night? That sure was a three legged hyena they went home with!
three legged hyena by BossSaxo July 27, 2017

Three-legged Race on Wheels

An unweildy situation; a cunundrum; a disorganized even
How was the concert?

It was like a three-legged race on wheels, everything went wrong

three-legged princess 

"That's no woman. That's more than a woman. THAT is a three-legged princess."
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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