A safe town with tons of kids. Expensive, but most people there are nice. It's quiet, but bored, but it's somewhat close to LA, so you can visit fun places while still living in a safe area. There are some snobs, but mostly nice people.
by DEADINSIDE666 February 15, 2017
Thousand Oaks is an extremely boring bedroom community roughly 50 miles northwest of Los Angeles. Once a nice town with a western feel. Great place if you are a rich Republican or a mindless soccer mom. Nearly all the cool parks and nature are gone. Wildwood Park now smells like a sewer. Ventura County Sheriff harass teenagers on nearly an hourly basis.
The odd thing is that it was a really cool place when i was a kid.
The odd thing is that it was a really cool place when i was a kid.
"Thousand Oaks is boring"
by Bill Fremonti September 29, 2007
A great city in California. In Ventura County right next to the border of LA County, Thousand Oaks is quiet and peaceful. Thousand Oak has many parks and had zero gang activity as of 2015.
by Southbayshake December 1, 2019
A quiet, rich suburb just north of LA.
People say its full of snobby rich bitches with silicon
boobs and plastic faces.
People say all the kids are spoiled brats with Audis.
People say it is boring and full of retired Republicans.
Really, those only a few people like that.
But it's also a nice place to grow up.
It's clean and safe and it has nice parks.
No one locks their cars, or their houses, and you never ever ever feel threatened.
Mainly, its just an boring place for teenagers.
People say its full of snobby rich bitches with silicon
boobs and plastic faces.
People say all the kids are spoiled brats with Audis.
People say it is boring and full of retired Republicans.
Really, those only a few people like that.
But it's also a nice place to grow up.
It's clean and safe and it has nice parks.
No one locks their cars, or their houses, and you never ever ever feel threatened.
Mainly, its just an boring place for teenagers.
:Hi... I'm from... Thousand Oaks
:Oh... (He must be a snob)
(But he's probably not)
:God damn. There's nothing to do in TO(Thousand Oaks).
:True that.
:But we're too lazy to drive into LA.
:OOhhh pretty yellow flowers (actually an invasive and highly agressive spanish mustardseed)
:I'm going to the store. I'll take the car.
:Can't you just walk?
:Walk? What's that?
:Oh... (He must be a snob)
(But he's probably not)
:God damn. There's nothing to do in TO(Thousand Oaks).
:True that.
:But we're too lazy to drive into LA.
:OOhhh pretty yellow flowers (actually an invasive and highly agressive spanish mustardseed)
:I'm going to the store. I'll take the car.
:Can't you just walk?
:Walk? What's that?
by SoCAler December 16, 2010
by Brian William French March 10, 2005
Thousand Oaks has been a city that has been greatly affected by the heroin epidemic. It has its good and bad parts like any other city. The people that think this is just a “rich” area obviously need to learn more about real estate because this is a town where you can buy a house cheaper than If you were to live in the San Fernando Valley. Since Los Angeles county has higher property taxes as well. So maybe before hating on this place, do some research and see how inexpensive it really is compared to living out in Los Angeles nowadays in an overcrowded area. I’m from La so I would know. I’ve lived here for a while now and really need to clarify this because I see so many stupid people assuming it’s just a rich area when it’s full of hard working class people just as I am and I am far from wealthy.
Thousand Oaks is awesome because it’s close to LA, and you can still buy a house for cheaper than most of anything in the valley or LA.
by Hangry Hispanic October 9, 2020
It's just a rich, racist, white, stuck up, overcrowded fucking hellhole!!!! It's filled with nothing but stupid, rich cunts who think they're God and anyone who is poor or homeless is trash!!!! People will stare at you and talk shit if your not driving a bentley or a Benz!!!! It's too hot there and it's too busy!!!! And yes it's also a very boring place; there is nothing to do and nowhere to go. Everything is overpriced and you have to have a car to get around. 99% of the fuck wads who live here suck ass and act holier than thou. Just a bunch of brainless rich soccer moms driving Escalades all day drinking Starbucks and trying to act "cool" fuck this rich shit hole and everyone who lives there!!!! The only cool and nice people are the local homeless.
by AMBERR1 September 25, 2016