Thought coma 

A thought coma occurs when you've been given orders by multiple coworkers, and you keep stuck by all the stuff they said though your brain can't think anymore, and your energy is drained completely.

Coworker 1: What's happening to you?
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.

Thought coma by modhek February 2, 2022

Thoughtcolate 

n. Thoughtcolate; nonexistent chocolate to be shared with a friend when they are hungry or in need of comforting. Normally used when talking to an internet friend, but can also be found at points where there is no chocolate to give.

1) "Aww, that sucks. Here, have some thoughtcolate to cheer you up. ^^"

2) "I has chocolate! :D"
"I wish I had some. :C"
"Here, have some thoughtcolate."

Thoughtcolate by Squiddy Attack January 19, 2009