Definitions by modhek

Psyshock

Like the Pokémon strike.
It is kinda taser electroshock, but without administering electricity to the body.
It occurs in very anxious people, whose brain 🧠 triggers the psyshock when it suffers (for example, when your boss gives you an impossible issue to solve in the next 5 minutes).

Boss: Hey, the app crashed! 😡 I want it fixed in the next ten minutes, okay?
Psyshock striking the coworker
Coworker: Aaaargh! 🤯
30sec later, the coworker recovers his mind
Coworker: Uh, I mean of course...

Psyshock by modhek March 5, 2022

Thought coma 

A thought coma occurs when you've been given orders by multiple coworkers, and you keep stuck by all the stuff they said though your brain can't think anymore, and your energy is drained completely.

Coworker 1: What's happening to you?
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.

Thought coma by modhek February 2, 2022

Ghettolidays 

When you spent your summer holidays in the hood.

Back to work

Coworker 1: How were your holidays?
Coworker 2: You mean ghettolidays... I stayed all-time in the hood!

Ghettolidays by modhek September 19, 2021

job lag 

When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.

Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.

I forewent the sport training because of job lag.

job lag by modhek May 25, 2021