Thorpedo

Nickname of Australian superstar swimmer Ian Thorpe, the most decorated Australian athlete at the Olympics with 5 gold medals. Spelling derived from last name and definition from both his incredible speed in the pool and his trademark black bodysuit which he wears to all his competitions.

Even with the help of the Thorpedo, the Austrailian relay swim team could not defeat the US team.

by Natasha August 21, 2004

Thorpedo

guy with large penis

Betty took it up the ass from a Thorpedo, now she can't walk!!

by steve January 11, 2005

Thorpedo

When someone with the last name Thorpe has sexual intercourse with you.

Should I let him Thorpedo my pussy?

Talking to a group of girlfriends, “yeah I am definitely going to get thorpedoed tonight”

James Thorpe talking to his friends later “yeah she let me thorpedo her”

by KinkyKels September 28, 2019

thorpedo

1. a douchebag.
2. a person who looks like a giant penis.

1. Bro, you ate the last of my Cluck-U. You are such a fucking thorpedo.
2. Alec Baldwin is a thorpedo.

by Righteous Fist October 10, 2008

Thorpedo

A long, thick, black object heading towards your anus at a average speed of 60 mph. Usually hairy. Ass explosive power after penetration.

Man "My anus started bleeding when the thorpedo hit me"

by Destront January 12, 2015

thorpedo

taking what they want without a care in the world

I’m the best, I’m going to thorpedo my way to full marks on the biology exam.

by CharzardBettaBeReadingDis October 20, 2023

torpedobeats

Used by the Youtuber atsf in their World of warships videos. Torpedobeats take the Eurobeats used in certain animes when someone is drifting and apply it to dodging torpedo spreads from enemy players.

Wows player 1: I had some really good torpedobeats earlier

other person: how so?
Wows player 1: I dodged 3 full spreads of torpedos from a fubuki while I was fighting them in my Atago
Other person: Noice. wtf does that mean.
Wows player 1: its an injoke in Wows.

by a random weeb May 23, 2016