thomas jefferson middle school

-A middle school located in Fair Lawn.
-Home of the two younger Maggio's, the youngest Strayer, the high school basketball coach's daughter, miss "princess" jersey, and one of the renound Guerreri brothers, but he no longer attends. Just glad to have his famousness to spice up this definition.
-Also home to the most loved art teacher in all the town. (we love w______)
-Where just about every guy you'll meet does either dip--or the newest trend, smoking cigars. Wow, you must be pretty B.A. to do that.
-Where the word syke is overly used.
-Where everyone seems to think they're black, even when they're the whitest of the white.
-Where "get some" seems to be the new catchphrase, and nude pictures fly around.

Bob: Yo, homie. You get some from that Magg girl last night?

Fred: Syke! I was too busy having a dip.

Bob: Ah shit, yo. Did you see that picture that soccer chick with the thighs sent?

Fred: Yea! She was HAIRY. Let's go out and have a smoke.

Bob: Aight, but we best make it quick. Don't forget we gotta go to school tomorrow.

Fred: Yea, home of that girl's song about the wonderful Thomas Jefferson Middle School.

Bob: Syke!

thomas jefferson middle school by xoMYsTeRYox May 30, 2008

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Thomas Jefferson middle school

A stupid ass school where teachers are bitches. A school where you will get dress coded if females are showing their shoulders. Where people get into fights because of something stupid. Where there Are so many fucking fake people. And some nasty ass lunches.

Thomas Jefferson middle school Is for losers

Thomas Jefferson middle school by Skskskskskj October 5, 2019

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thomas jefferson middle school

a school located in edison new jersey where no one knows how to act. they’re all fake white basic bitchass locals that don’t get the jokes the normal kids tell. the white girls all have ‘depression and anxiety’ and talk about it constantly. they’re all just so fucking annoying, they don’t know how to be humans and it shows.

imagine actually liking thomas jefferson middle school , can’t relate.

thomas jefferson middle school by dumbasses smd April 25, 2019

Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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