Thoman
An extraordinary excuse to not show up for any events regarding friends that you have previously committed too.
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thoman by conrad watson January 30, 2006
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Thoman
A guy with awesome hair, sometimes a coward, but, a chill person, who is a great friend and very reliable. Lover of Mtn Dew!
Thoman by Bruce Nortan November 30, 2011
Thoman
Meanings:
1.) One of the twelve apostles of jesus.
2.) Meaning of the surname “Thoman” is “twin” &/or The Skywalker.
1.) One of the twelve apostles of jesus.
2.) Meaning of the surname “Thoman” is “twin” &/or The Skywalker.
A surname that is not very common, rather rare, with few meanings behind it. An example of the surname; Nick Thoman, Bernard Thoman. & the list goes on but for very long, due to the uniqueness of this last name. characteristics that fall within this name is being; Detached, not good at showing their emotions, rather careless, too laid back, reserved, independent, and would much rather be isolated and as far as possible from humanity itself.
Thoman by Aplaceinthematteroftime November 4, 2021
Thoman Time
When you are chronically and expectedly late to everything, and everyone knows it is going to happen.
Thoman Time by Sunshinejelly April 9, 2021
thoman tea
a family time of gossip, talking about a distant family member or someone who isn’t related but still called family. him or her has done something controversial to the family, or just outright wierd.
uncle johnny is no longer family, he called uncle larry a retard. it’s time for thoman yea
uncle johnny just stole pennies from the wish fountain. we need some thoman tea time
uncle johnny just stole pennies from the wish fountain. we need some thoman tea time
thoman tea by heinztomato November 23, 2021
Thomas Gros Cul
An enormous ass that everybody notices at a party. All the women fall for it, and all the men are either jealous or secretly want to hit that cul as well. Some men are less discreet and tell everyone how much they lust for the Thomas Gros Cul. If you have a Thomas Gros Cul in your life, hold on tight and never let those cheeks go. Someone who has a Thomas Gros Cul might not want to admit they have such cheeks, they might even try to hide it, or ban people who mention his cul.
"Damn, did you see his ass? That's a real Thomas Gros Cul right there!"
"Shit, I kinda wanna smash..."
"Shit, is that a Thomas Gros-"
*Discord disconnection sound*
"Shit, I kinda wanna smash..."
"Shit, is that a Thomas Gros-"
*Discord disconnection sound*
Thomas Gros Cul by thomass_is_fart August 13, 2020
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