thing in a bag

noun. In the flash animated series of Homestar Runner cartoons, a non-existant wonder that Strong Bad uses by looking into a paper bag. Homestar Runner has hopes that he will someday be allowed to see the Thing In A Bag, and does errands for Strong Bad to curry his favor.

HS: What are you doing?

SB: Hanging out at The Stick, looking at a thing in a bag.

HS: Can I see?

SB: No. It's for me. And The Cheat. And Strong Mad.

thing in a bag by Marc February 24, 2004

lookin' at a thing in a bag 

1. This is something you do when you want someone wholly retarded and gullible to get drinks for you because you're too lazy to do it for yourself.

2. Something one aspires to be doing if they just wanna be a cool guy.

"Hey, guys, what'cha doin'?"
"Lookin' at a thing in a bag."

lookin' at a thing in a bag by Sasori May 11, 2003

a thing in the bag 

Its freakin awesome! You usually hang out by the stick looking at it while drinking drinks (preferably 2 reds, a blue, and an orange) and hanging out with some cool guys. But be careful, it may escape into the mountains.

What about the thing in the bag?... I mean... I think im a cool guy...

a thing in the bag by Anonymous June 21, 2003